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liegument 

An argument based on a lie. Used if you want to argue a point to somebody, but you don't have any real evidence, so you just lie about it and hope nobody notices. Used often by students trying to convince their teachers that all their rules are completely pointless.
Simon: What are you doing?!

Kevin: Oh, just making up some evidence for my liegument.
liegument by Teide August 18, 2011
Related Words
Constanza said it’s not lying if you believe it. That’s liesure in a nutshell.”
Liesure by SalvyZ November 28, 2018
Pronunciation: /ˈlɪɡjʊər/
Definition:
1. A join or loop formed by twisting or folding something around itself.
2. The act of fastening or securing with a filament, cord, or band.
3. A connection achieved by tying or attaching.
4. A attachment or link established through constriction or interlacement.

Significance:
• It defines a method of connecting or securing objects.
• It emphasizes reliable connections.
• It identifies mechanisms for holding things together.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies the concept of tying.
• It improves clarity compared to "tie" or "attach."
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "tie."
Singular noun: ligure
Plural noun: ligures
Past verb: ligated
Present simple verb: ligate, ligates
Present continuous verb: ligating
Examples:
• "Tie the ribbon into a neat ligure."
• "Secure the parcel with a sturdy ligure."
• "Learn basic attachments and ligures for camping trips."
• "Teachers demonstrated how to tie a proper ligure."
• "Mastering ligures enhances outdoor survival abilities."
ligure by Dmitrio November 13, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016