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licky asshole 

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and a distinct insensitivity.
That licky asshole should not be allowed near children.
licky asshole by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

lucky asshole 

A very loosely used term for either someone who is very lucky and knows it or a slightly weird gay-porno
You got the iPhone 7 ????
You lucky asshole
lucky asshole by Dutin sket May 8, 2017

cunt lick asshole 

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
cunt lick asshole by Haley haynes December 20, 2016

I'd lick her asshole 

A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required
Check her out, she's a fox, i'd lick her asshole for sure.

Go lick Jim’s asshole. 

Originally, this was a dismissive nuclear reply to someone, suggesting that they leave you alone. Mainstream use has shortened the phrase from “Go lick Jim’s asshole; he likes that” to simply Go lick Jim’s asshole (GLJA) and expanded the meaning to include variations of non-compliance or disbelief - no way, dafuq, pound sand, kick rocks, GTFO, STFU, etc.
While arguing with my sister, I asked if she wanted BK. She told me to go lick Jim’s asshole.

Bro, I just won the Powerball.

Dude, go lick Jim’s asshole. You’re a fkn liar.

lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.
Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!