licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

lacking in the penile region

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis

Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.

by gkimmel19 September 15, 2016