TOM: "Hey guys...you'll never believe this! Last night I went 4 for 4 with two triples, a homerun, 6 RBI's and no errors in the field"
LACHIUSA: "
Wow, that's incredible! But I went 5 for 5 with FOUR GRAND SLAMS, a
single, 19 RBI's, 3 stolen bases -- including home, 7 diving catches in Left Field and I pitched a perfect game! Oh, did I mention I
broke my leg in the 1st inning?"
TOM: "I just got Lachiusa'd"