When you’re being literally and seriously truthful about something so absurd, it sounds made up, but you double-down anyway! A mash up of ‘literally’ and ‘seriously’ usually said with wide eyes, animated hands, or typed in ALL CAPS.
Bruh was literiously ready to throw hands with the ref after Caitlin Clark got fouled so egregiously that she slid across the court like a Swiffer after a toddler’s Cheerios snaccident.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.