The state of being incoherently drunk; near comatose.
Symptoms: general lethargy, slurred or inaudible speech, bodily trauma, unexplained fits of anger, the sudden urge to perform sexual
intercourse upon unreasonably large women, getting into extremely life threatening situations (
e.g. Falling onto the tracks of the Long Island Railroad), and sudden propensity for singing
Irish tunes (Gaelic in the most extreme cases).