Lesbianity is a polytheistic religious movement which its sole purpose is to worship the relationship between two or more women. It shares many aspects with ancient Greek mythology, which is why followers of Lesbianity think the Greek island of Lesbos to be their sanctuary. Its main goddesses are believed to be Sappho, Artemis and Aphrodite.

The official church of Lesbianity began in 2003 in London, UK, while The Pope (official name of the highest function within the church of Lesbianity) was visiting the city. The official site of lesbianity is lesbianity.org

The official sign of lesbianity is the letter L on your forehead.

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Toxic Lesbianity

Toxic Masculinity for women

Kill all men people are the prime example of toxic lesbianity.

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Lesbirority

That one sorority on campus thats full of lesbians and half the girls in your school join to try and be "Funny"

Yeah I heard she joined that Lesbirority, so does she like fish tacos then?

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Lesbianosity

It is basically another way to express acting or being homo/ a lesbian. Usually used in a jokingly manner, it has no intention to offend anyone.

Girl 1: Dude, I hella love you.
Girl 2: I love you too!

Girl 1: Damn, we're pretty homo.
Girl 2: I know. The world must accept our lesbianosity.

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Lesbiocity

1. Engaging in lesbian behavior
2. Scissoring
3. Dildo cramming (girl on girl)
4. Hyper velocity lesbianism

When Jenny told Timmy that she liked eating the gine, he responded, "Holy lesbiocity, Batman!"

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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