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Lesbianicious 

Mix of lesbian and delicious: an adjective to describe lesbians, used by somebody (most likely a man) who derives pleasure from the concept of lesbianism
Are you seeing the lesbianicious vibe going on between those two girls over there?
Lesbianicious by DGW November 21, 2009

Lesbianic Chronic 

When a female blows marijuana smoke into another female's vagina and the one that recieved the smoke queefs it back into their mouth.
Female 1: "Hey bitch, spark this up so I can give you some "lesbianic chronic." *Removes undergarments

Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly

Platonic Lesbianism 

Lifestyle choice!

Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)

When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys
Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?

Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism

Lesbianism 

A religion practiced globally that is based around homosexual women who worship a god they call Hayley Kiyoko
Katie: You know, Lidia had been listening to a lot of Hayley Kiyoko lately, I think she does lesbianism.
Lauren: No way, really?
Lesbianism by Weenorboi69 October 28, 2019

lesbianism 

lesbianism is when a fine lady and another fine lady have 'special feelings' for each other and express these feelings by sensual bliss acts of nature performed by each other
Paula went with Anna back to her apartment to engage in a rough night of erotic lesbianism.
lesbianism by _dozer August 8, 2005

situational lesbianism 

The state of being where a heterosexual woman enters into a same-sex relationship because of convenience or due to the fact that they cannot find a partner of the opposite sex.
She used to be boy crazy so I don't buy her dating another girl. It's just in case of situational lesbianism.
situational lesbianism by Justnutz December 23, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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