lept 

to help turn to/get closer to

my brother lept me to my mom

lept by serenthebadbitch June 4, 2021

etsy-leptic fit 

Symptom of a disorder caused by abnormal electrical activity in the brain, which is stimulated by compulsive online consumerism of the Etsy website. These episodes are characterized by the impulse for instant gratification, momentary lapses in financial responsibility, incapacity of self-control, and involuntary right-clicking on the “add to cart” button. Side effects include buyer’s remorse, spontaneous exclamations of beguilement (or awwing), post-consumer aura, and memory loss. Studies have shown that the long term-effects include economic hardship and excessive accumulation of vintage, ooak, or DIY products. EEG (electroetsyography) technology can be utilized to observe brain activity during an episode. Currently, the only known effective treatment is total avoidance of the internet.

“This steampunk Etsy shop has great merchandise- I’m having an etsy-leptic fit over all of the tiny hats and goggles.”

etsy-leptic fit by luvpickford July 1, 2011

Lepton 

fool, halfwit, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton; A slur for those not as intelligent as you are—used particularly by those who are highly intelligent prodigies for those who are not.

From the movie "Little Man Tate" where Fred uses the term "Lepton" to refer to others who aren't as intelligent as he is.

"Read a book, you lepton." is borrowed from a Patton Oswalt bit.

Lepton by nimrodthesaurus June 1, 2016

beanie leptons 

produced from the weak interactive force between them and us physics students

Tay and Oscar: "we do physics"
goth beanie:"ew"
*air fills with beanie leptons*

beanie leptons by #needmeabeanie March 20, 2023

Lepton 

One of a group of subatomic particles including the electron and neutrino. Leptons, along with quarks, are currently thought to be the ultimate building blocks of nature.

There are six different types of quarks and six leptons.

Lepton by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Leptokurtic booty 

a nicely shaped booty that is fatter than normal

that girl has leptokurtic booty, nigga she got positive excess kurtosis

Leptokurtic booty by Muk$ November 16, 2011

leptard 

1) a cross between a leper, a leopard and a retard. This is a very bad insult. if you really think about it it's worse than being called a bitch.

1: duh... i'm ugly and stupid and mean. yeah.

2: you're a leptard

1: what's a leptard?

2: a cross between a leper, a leopard and a retard. This is a very bad insult. if you really think about it it's worse than being called a bitch.

leptard by tosachi January 29, 2008