Lental 

A "lental"

Western Australia Basically it is the word used to describe tryhard scenesters/scene kid wannabes. What's funny is most "scene kids" are lentals.
Lentals come in all shapes and sizes. You'll find many on the Internet. FACTS:

-They will wear *nerdy glasses* either thick rimmed glasses that they DON'T need, or stupid black, tacky frames. (they make glasses look lame)

-They will at some stage get a side fringe + layered hair, tease it badly and put a clip in the fringe.

-Use coloured HAIRSPRAY 13 year old ones who can't afford/aren't allowed hair dye will do this.

-They are EXTREMLY unoriginal.

-After the stages of going around saying how SCENE they are, they will deny that they want to be a scene kid *they think they are by now* and will say how much they hate lentals *they still are a lental*

-They will update their myspace status every 10 minutes saying something along the lines of; PC4PC ON DEFAULLTTT BITCHES!

-They will call themselves something like: "Rubehh.RAWR" or "Sarah.GORE"

-They look up or once did: "how to be scene"

-Will get EXTREMLY upset if you hurt their ego: this ends in deleting/blocking on mypsace, MSN, facebook etc.

-They think they're alternative. They are the most common pieces of shit you will get.

-Will get annoyed if you comment mutual friend statuses before they do.

-Say how they like pokemon and play pokemon cards and games designed for 9 year old boys (they wish they did)

Person1: did you see Emma? she's a "SCENE kid" now apparently.
Person2: Hahah here she comes now wih her badly teased hair.

Lental: Hey guys!! LOL you like BUTSECKSS LOL! I almost fell, LOL I have new skinny leg jeans on, SQUEE-! I HAVE A HELLO KITTY CHARM NECKLACE!!

Person1&2 walk away.

Lental by Sparkleplanet October 5, 2009

Lental 

Lockdown Mental - going crazy during covid 19 lockdowns

I knew I was going lental when I started labelling all the plants in my garden.

Lental by HappyKite January 10, 2021

Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus

Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices

Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

Lengalicious 

when something is so good and sexy: leng and also delicious at the same time, lengalicious.

Damn that’s hella lengalicious

Lengalicious by Bartsimpson2711 June 8, 2019

Leetal

Leetal's are beautiful and very nice. They are always kind and put others before themselves. They are very athletic and good at sports and love kicking things. They can sometimes get overly addicted or passionate about something and take it to the next level. They are very impatient and hate waiting for anything! They usually have something for security such as a stuffed animal or blanket. They hate knowing they have a surprise coming but love getting surprises. If you have a Leetal in your life don't get rid of her. She has probably been through more than you know. They are very smart and talented and good at everything they do!

Wow, she is amazingly talented, I bet her name is Leetal!

Leetal by schooler123 January 21, 2018

Leftalk 

Leftalk : Left (n.) talk (n.) any discussion or conversation pertaining to all aspects of left-handedness. To converse by means of spoken language. To articulate words relevant to topic, left-handedness.

We were having a long conversation relating to all aspects of left-handedness and being engaged in leftalk lasted for hours.

Leftalk by Lhander January 16, 2015

Lenalee 

Lenalee lee is a well known character from the popular anime/manga D.Gray-man by Katsura Hoshino. Lenalee isn't well known by the public as a good character but as a whore and a cry baby slut, she's extreamly well known for her super short skirts that clearly have no shorts underneath unless it's a god damn thong. Another thing the public dispise about the girl is her constent crying fits and never actualy fighting. So to define this to a smaller paragraph she's mostly hated by the DGM readers and liked.

"Oh my god that girls so slutty look at her she's such a Lenalee"

"God would you stop crying you dumb bitch god you must be a Lenalee"

Lenalee by Just another DGM fan April 6, 2012