Lemoning

The act of standing around like a lemon.

Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.

by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010

Lemoning

A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals

Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)

by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018

Lemoning

When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.

Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.

by lazerst November 17, 2010

Lemoning

The art of shoving lemons up one's cock

He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him

by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017

lemonfinger

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"

Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 18, 2021

Leroning

Behaving in such a manner that is humiliating and bitch like.

Dude, stop leroning man...it's not cool!!

by Silent Bob Yesterday man October 6, 2011

lemonino

A non-alcoholic beverage made from approximately 1 pint of chilled San Pellegrino sparkling water and the juice of a fresh lemon (0.5 to 1.0 lemons, depending on taste).

Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Thirsty Folk: I'll have a lemonino, please.

by Tim_Houston November 3, 2009