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lemonino 

A non-alcoholic beverage made from approximately 1 pint of chilled San Pellegrino sparkling water and the juice of a fresh lemon (0.5 to 1.0 lemons, depending on taste).
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Thirsty Folk: I'll have a lemonino, please.
lemonino by Tim_Houston November 3, 2009
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The act of standing around like a lemon.
Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.
Lemoning by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010
A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals
Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)
Lemoning by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018

Lemonitos 

- fans of Lemington Leith 💛🍋

(Some Lemonitos- @lemingtonleith, @hannah_khc, @artsy_chaos, @agsbookclub, @lovethyvoid)
“Lemonito gc is the best”
“Lemonitos all love and miss Lemington Leith”
“Did you hear about that girl who is drinking lemon juice every day until Lemington does it? Yeah she’s a true Lemonito “
Lemonitos by Artsy_chaos February 7, 2019
When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.
Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.
Lemoning by lazerst November 17, 2010
The art of shoving lemons up one's cock
He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him
Lemoning by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017

Lemoninated

A contaminated, in which has lemons in it, commonly found in fanfictions.
Fanfiction officer: WARING BEYOND THIS POINT LEMONINATED. IF YOU WISH TO PROCEED. PROCEED IN CAUTION.
Lemoninated by RawTomato February 19, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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