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To dig out the best piece of cookie dough in a Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Then to drop it on the floor. Then realize a few desperate minutes later. That you actually have spent a ridiculous amount of money on a FUCKING tub of ice-cream in a recession. Once realizing this, licking every precious cream liquid off of the floor.
Person A: Yeah man I was having so much fun throwing Ben & Jerry's ice-cream on the floor.
Person B: Man you better start leoning that! Have you seen how much shit that stuff costs?
Leoning by Hannah Leona February 13, 2009
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Leaning tower of power 

A phrase/slang that refers to Chryslers famously reliable inline-6 engines (170-198-225)
Mike: Hey Bobby, what do you have under the hood in your new 69' Plymouth Fury

Bobby: its got a Leaning tower of power

Mike: why not a V8?

Bobby: I wanted something reliable and easy with gas

Mike: you could've just bought a new car then

Bobby: i would never buy a new car, classics are much more simple and good looking imo
to hold something too long. i.e. a marijuana smoking implements.
Dave was "leoing" the bong.
leoing by ws.croatia October 31, 2011
leonine by D November 3, 2003
When two members of the opposite sex lay around all day, typically in a bed or couch, and the only activities they participate in are sleep, lounging, and sexual intercourse
My girlfriend and I never left the house yesterday because we spent the day lioning in bed.
Lioning by ScoutsOut12 June 12, 2010

leoniegirl 

A Leoniegirl is the sweetest smartest and most beautyfull girl you will ever meet. She has class and doesnt send lulupics. She is strong like a Lion and sweet like a kitten. If you earn her trust she will be your best friend forever. Give her cookies and your loke and she will be yours.
I saw a Leoniegirl last night.. I think im in loke now !
leoniegirl by OldDumby January 20, 2019
To aggressively touch, grab, or caress somebody, specifically their shoulder or upper arm. Sometimes hitting the thigh, or pulling hair. It can be combined with a comment on your deliciousness, or the creepy recital of your name.
Will you stop Leoring me, I might need to get a restraining order on you. My shoulders can't take it anymore.
Leoring by waazybaby March 2, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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