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To dig out the best piece of cookie dough in a Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Then to drop it on the floor. Then realize a few desperate minutes later. That you actually have spent a ridiculous amount of money on a FUCKING tub of ice-cream in a recession. Once realizing this, licking every precious cream liquid off of the floor.
Person A: Yeah man I was having so much fun throwing Ben & Jerry's ice-cream on the floor.
Person B: Man you better start leoning that! Have you seen how much shit that stuff costs?
Leoning by Hannah Leona February 13, 2009
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Leaning tower of power 

A phrase/slang that refers to Chryslers famously reliable inline-6 engines (170-198-225)
Mike: Hey Bobby, what do you have under the hood in your new 69' Plymouth Fury

Bobby: its got a Leaning tower of power

Mike: why not a V8?

Bobby: I wanted something reliable and easy with gas

Mike: you could've just bought a new car then

Bobby: i would never buy a new car, classics are much more simple and good looking imo
to hold something too long. i.e. a marijuana smoking implements.
Dave was "leoing" the bong.
leoing by ws.croatia October 31, 2011
leonine by D November 3, 2003
When two members of the opposite sex lay around all day, typically in a bed or couch, and the only activities they participate in are sleep, lounging, and sexual intercourse
My girlfriend and I never left the house yesterday because we spent the day lioning in bed.
Lioning by ScoutsOut12 June 12, 2010

leoniegirl 

A Leoniegirl is the sweetest smartest and most beautyfull girl you will ever meet. She has class and doesnt send lulupics. She is strong like a Lion and sweet like a kitten. If you earn her trust she will be your best friend forever. Give her cookies and your loke and she will be yours.
I saw a Leoniegirl last night.. I think im in loke now !
leoniegirl by OldDumby January 20, 2019
To aggressively touch, grab, or caress somebody, specifically their shoulder or upper arm. Sometimes hitting the thigh, or pulling hair. It can be combined with a comment on your deliciousness, or the creepy recital of your name.
Will you stop Leoring me, I might need to get a restraining order on you. My shoulders can't take it anymore.
Leoring by waazybaby March 2, 2020