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Legumes is a word for someone who is very cool.
OMG STACY! Do you remember tyler the binkie boy? Well I just found out he’s totally Legumes!
Legumes by Binky boy56643679 June 6, 2022
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Chilled Legumes 

A more charismatic version of the term, 'cool beans', seeing as 'chilled' and 'cool are synonyms', and 'beans' and 'legumes' are as well. 'Chilled Legumes' is only the more sexy way to imply that a conversation is coming to an end. Commonly used by awesome people, ghettos, pimps, and the like.
Harvy: So this Saturday, the movies, broha?

Richard: Yeah man.

Harvy: I think I'll buy the popcorn, you sneak in some cheap snacks, comprendo?

Richard: Chilled Legumes.

cool legumes

Mary: "I just got ten dollars dude!"
Me: "cool legumes yo'!"
cool legumes by FuckinFriday May 30, 2014

Legume Lova 

An oily person (meaning oily hands and har) who obtains this excess oil from eating large amounts of peanuts on a daily basis. Things that were touched by this person will typically have a greasy/oily peanut residue left on them.
The legume lova touched my paper and left a large greasy stain on it.
Legume Lova by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014
When something happens to a person that is VERY unfortunate. A more extreme version of Beaned.
*has to draw 24 cards in uno*
Yooooo u just got LEGUMED
Legume by 🅱️En Dover January 10, 2019
Legume as a English word means (certain) vegetables like lentils, peas, beans, soybeans and peanuts. Not to be confused with the french word witch means vegetables in a general sense.
pretentious Pete: Now that autumn is upon us, I can finally make luscious heartwarming soups, stews and casseroles out of legume.

simple Simon: Legym!, WTF are you talking about?

pretentious Pete: (Shocked that Simon does not understand this rarely used word, then condescendingly:) you know beans, peas, lentils and so forth. The sort of vegetables your under educated, peasant relatives lived on hundreds of years ago.
Legume by Earl of Warwick July 29, 2017

g legume 

the hottest man in the whole ass mf world. property of murphy
did you know murphy and g legume are dating?
g legume by murphyace January 18, 2021
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