Legume
Legume by 🅱️En Dover January 10, 2019
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Legume
Legume as a English word means (certain) vegetables like lentils, peas, beans, soybeans and peanuts. Not to be confused with the french word witch means vegetables in a general sense.
pretentious Pete: Now that autumn is upon us, I can finally make luscious heartwarming soups, stews and casseroles out of legume.
simple Simon: Legym!, WTF are you talking about?
pretentious Pete: (Shocked that Simon does not understand this rarely used word, then condescendingly:) you know beans, peas, lentils and so forth. The sort of vegetables your under educated, peasant relatives lived on hundreds of years ago.
simple Simon: Legym!, WTF are you talking about?
pretentious Pete: (Shocked that Simon does not understand this rarely used word, then condescendingly:) you know beans, peas, lentils and so forth. The sort of vegetables your under educated, peasant relatives lived on hundreds of years ago.
Legume by Earl of Warwick July 29, 2017
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legume by HedgehogExpert May 26, 2016
legume
It describes lentils and similar stuff. The moooost important thing is that you pronounce it correctly. It is pronounced "le-JOOM-ay" while "le-JOOM-ee" can also be accepted.
Nerd: Bruh whatchu eatin?
Original Gangster: Yo I got me some legumes.
Nerd: Ya mean? Le-gum-ays?
Original Gangster: No bruh. Legumes.
Original Gangster: Yo I got me some legumes.
Nerd: Ya mean? Le-gum-ays?
Original Gangster: No bruh. Legumes.
legume by hammocks4ever June 3, 2018
Legume Lova
An oily person (meaning oily hands and har) who obtains this excess oil from eating large amounts of peanuts on a daily basis. Things that were touched by this person will typically have a greasy/oily peanut residue left on them.
Legume Lova by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014
legume enumerator
The graphing functionality in EXCEL is at best mediocre. The legume enumerators, who never draw anything but pie charts, tell me that it has many wonderful features that I never use.
legume enumerator by rkwnrilwjpww May 19, 2009
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