Beaned

When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.

“Yo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”

by Bondo69 March 10, 2018

Beaned

When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.

If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"

by MasterChefBean69 November 13, 2016

Beaned

The act of throwing a can of Bush Beans at such a high velocity, that it shatters a human skull.

Dude, I just Beaned someone in Hitman!

by General Canobi July 22, 2019

Beaned

Getting kicked in the penis

oooo SHIT jaylen got BEANED

by headasskwasi December 13, 2018

Beaned

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

by DoppelgangerAlpha June 04, 2016

Beaned

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 07, 2019