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A man who has a big ass penis and will have a future of a sex life and he is strong as hell and hot as fuck.
Hey did Legree yesterday his dick was so big I wanted to fuck him
legree by Shamo mo sha no.o August 20, 2016
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Simon Legree 

• SIMON LEGREE (noun)

The noun SIMON LEGREE has 2 senses:
1. a cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees

Meaning:
A cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Synonyms:
Simon Legree; slave driver
Hypernyms ("Simon Legree" is a kind of...):
employer (a person or firm that employs workers)

2. the cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe

Meaning:
The cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Instance hypernyms:
character; fictional character; fictitious character (an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story))
Simon Legree is the Democrat equivalent to the Republican Uncle Tom.

Barack Obama equals Simon Legree.
Related Words
To be chill; laid-back
"I am feeling lepreezy today.#
Lepreezy by Mrs. Lepre March 3, 2015
a short hand of the short hand "pretty legit"
How you doing bro?
I got raped last night, but otherwise I'm p legee.
p legee by le_chacal March 31, 2010

Pulling a Legere 

Pronouned "Lezh-air".

Pulling a Legere. One who drives drunk usually for no important reason and for long distances while SEVERELY intoxicated usually but not always resulting in a DUI.
Example 1--
Person #1: "Damn I was so drunk the other night I can't believe I drove all the way across town!"
Person #2 : "Yeah you definitely pulled a Legere, be thankful you didnt get busted.

Example 2--
Person #1 : " Have you heard from John lately"
Person #2: "I heard he got busted pulling a Legere and now he's in the county jail"
Pulling a Legere by EastsiderLUv February 10, 2009
Man, did you see that 540 flip down that hubba? Sewa Kroetkov is looking lepreezy today...
Lepreezy by xbrentaix March 3, 2015

John Legere 

John Legere is T-Mobile USA's latest CEO. He is known to speak his mind in an outspoken, no bullshit approach. He hates AT&T like any normal human being (after working there for 20 years) and routinely disses other carriers on Twitter. He even crashed an AT&T sponsored party and was kicked out. His "UNcarrier" approach to cellular service has brought T-Mobile into a new age with millions of new loyal subscribers. He arguably has some of the most hilariously blunt statements, lines, insults, quotes whatever of any modern CEO. Considered one of the most dangerous opponents of AT&T, Verizon and Sprint because he fearlessly goes after them all the while making T-Mobile USA and its network even better. He makes unprofessional the new professional.
"I just wanted to see Macklemore….." - John Legere after being kicked out by AT&T from an AT&T event with Macklemore.

“These high and mighty duopolist that are raping you for every penny you have, If they could do something nice for you they would, The fuckers hate you.” - John Legere talking about AT&T and Verizon.

"What the fuck are you doing putting it in your pocket and sitting on it for? That's some horse shit. This thing doesn't fucking bend." - John Legere on the iPhone 6 Plus "Bendgate"

"We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards are going to change, and the whole industry is going to shift. I don’t give a g--damn which. I can’t wait to watch the peckers scream and cry."

"There should be an energy drink next to the doobie in your goodie bag." - John Legere at a public event
John Legere by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 19, 2014
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