legma

A rare disease caused by streaming Fortnite. Can also cause BAWLS, known as Bi-Anesthetic Weight Loss Syndrome. If you have BAWLS, you are a patient of LEGMA-BAWLS, which only happens to 0.069% of the community. It is more common in the United States than anywhere else.
Person 1: bro i heard your dad got legma
Person 2: whats legma
Person 1: LEGMA BAWLS HAHAHAHHAA
Person 2: ohh right yeah my dad said he's gonna go in and get a LEGMA-BAWLS treatment
by leerly7 October 11, 2018
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legma

n. The accumulation of lint, dead skin, semen, bugs, etc. in the crack between the leg and the genitals
I had to pay that whore an extra $10 to lick up my legma
by wickerman February 01, 2006
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eye legma

Looking at the same thing for a unspecified amount of time till your eyes hurt
I have eye legma looking at this I-spy book
by IANASKK March 23, 2019
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Legma

If lava is magma that has surface of the Earth. Legma is the erupted plethora of smegma from one's turtle neck of a foreskin
OMG did you see that guy's legma?
I tried to suck his dick but his legma was disgusting
by Hymdonym January 21, 2024
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