legitimish 

Approximately legitimate (with either positive or negative connotation); marginally acceptable but shady; dubious but still acceptable. (Often accompanied by a "so-so" hand gesture, like a one-handed "jazz hands" with the palm downward.)

1. The numbers on this sales sheet may be sketchy, but the report's still totally legitimish. 2. "And did you *read* that report?" "Yeah (*snicker*) -- it was, um, legitimish."

legitimish by Mick J. September 2, 2003

Legitimilf

In today's age, MILF's can be quite young due to the influx of young mothers. This has spawned a new elite kind of MILF, the Legitimilf, whom is usually older than 30 but remains very attractive. This term has come about due to there being to many young mothers who are naturally attractive. Legitimilf's must work to stay attractive due to being slightly older, many refer to the need to work at attractiveness as reaching the "downhill slope". By maintaining attractiveness on the "downhill slope" the Legitimilf's have earnt their elite status.

When the "downhill slope" becomes to steep the woman has reached her "Milf-by-date"

EXAMPLE 1:
Erica: "OMG did you hear Stacey's just had a baby?"
James: "Wow she's like a total MILF now!"
Keith: "Dude have you seen HER mum though, now that my friends is a Legitimilf."

EXAMPLE 2:
Hilary Duff is a boring MILF. Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson are Legitimilf's. Stifler's Mom has reached her Milf-by-date.

Legitimilf by Porcelain Patroller August 14, 2012

Legitimidget 

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person

Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!

Legitimidget by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010

Legitimi 

The scientific plural of legitimate. Used when something is SO legit it deserves a plural!

DUDE TONY! Those NY strips were legitimi!!!

Legitimi by harry3829293 April 28, 2010

legitamis maximus 

Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.

"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"

"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"

"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"

legitamis maximus by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010

legitimify 

v. to make something too legit to quit.

I'm going to legitimify this turkey sandwich to make sure it's delicioussss.

I went to the salon to legitimify my hair.

legitimify by oprebsherach January 19, 2009

legitishit 

When a housemate or family member knocks on the bathroom door and, to the reply that you are defecating, they declare that you are not, and you are merely getting in their way to annoy them. Having left the bathroom after, you may point to the evidence and proclaim victory.

no i'm not. it's a legitishit!

legitishit by jonathan hales February 24, 2011