Something that is clearly not genuine, yet is passed off as such. Such statements or claims are bolstered with absurd credentials that are patently false and easily disproved.
I am a legitomite inventor. I invented chairs, clouds and the concept of irony. You can check my references with the Bureau of All Things Legitomite.
by met2art April 17, 2011
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Get the A legitimate strategy! mug.A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.
Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022
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by ThePluft March 22, 2010
Get the Legitimate Solo mug.in a case of legitimate rake, your yard has way of rejecting the cleaning. so when you go outside the next day, your yard is covered in leaves and is back to the way it was.
Joe: dude, didn't you just rake this yesterday?
tom: yeah....
joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.
tom: yeah....
joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.
by girls name October 29, 2012
Get the legitimate rake mug.A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.
The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.
by JackTheNipper March 5, 2008
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