lefttit

(v) leaving behind or at home; to be accompanied by holding one's own left breast

Q: Where's your wallet?
A: I lefttit while squeezing left breast OR simply squeeze left breast to sign that it was left at home.

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by NJR January 12, 2006

cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013

quackitys left tit

meaning cool or 'swag' gen z often say it as a way of expressing happiness or humor.

QUACKITYS LEFT TIT!!

by quackityslefttit June 1, 2021

left tit

A term used by soccer players to describe a physicaly strong and or physicaly rough player.

We are playing a team from Canada today we could use a big left tit in the back.
OR
That guy has been pushing you around all night. Put your left tit on him.

by Chad Neumann April 30, 2008

Left Tit

A good thing.

"You're a left tit Davey!"
'Love you too Senan."

"That's left-titted!"

"Left Tit in the Attic."

by Shelldon January 17, 2010

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by R-Evolution-SoulJah December 2, 2020

Left Tit

Referring to the left breast of a female; the left breast is often interpreted to be inferior the right breast. Comparisons are often derogatory. It can be also used as an alternative to "I don't give a crap" or "I don't give a shit".

I don't give a left tit that your show is on, I'm watching the game!

Your little brother is way more annoying than mine. What a left tit!

by Kilopineapple May 16, 2011