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single tear left cheek 

Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".
That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.

Left Cheek Sneak 

To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.
"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"
Left Cheek Sneak by Eric Parma-John September 9, 2007

The left cheek sneak 

When you lift your left cheek and slowly, and quietly pass gas
When Tom was in a meeting he preformed the left cheek sneak and no one knew that he even farted
The left cheek sneak by OkBoomer69 November 4, 2019

left cheek sneak 

Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.
"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"
left cheek sneak by Elektra May 6, 2006

First date left cheek sneak 

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

Darren's left cheek 

Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo
Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn