When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just
ate isn't sitting
well with you and you need to let out the
beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"
Dude, my date with
Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up
mid-meal and left."
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"