learnmedy 

Comedy that teaches you something, as coined by Sarah Silverman in her film "Jesus is Magic".

"They dont mention that he would roll up the windows in the car and fart, with the heat up. While his family suffered, he would laugh.

Martin Loser King.

Just think people should know everything, before they give someone a day. I'm a comic with something to say. I think that's the difference.

Learnmedy. That's what I call it."

learnmedy by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006

Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

learned the clarinet at school by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

I Learned The Clarinet at School by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

I learned the clarinet at school by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Learned to play the clarinet at school by lscamander November 5, 2012