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Lead Up The Cornhole

The act in which during sexual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans anus; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. This works when you can't get a woman to moan otherwise.
"She just wasn't feeling it. So I had to give her a Lead Up The Cornhole. She screamed for ages afterwards."

"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."
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got dat lead up 

Refers to the Internet department of Toyota of Cool Springs whenever a customer sends a lead looking to purchase a vehicle the team yells "got dat lead up" to let other team members know they have a customer to attend to