lazy fingers
lazy fingers by zootsuitriot March 9, 2009
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lazy finger syndrome
When you are tired and your finger develops ED erectile dysfunction so instead of flipping someone off with you finger stiff, you just bend every other finger instead of your middle one.
1: DOUCHEBAG.
2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off*
3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome
2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off*
3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome
lazy finger syndrome by manny-katles-jojojo December 18, 2011
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Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS)
'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'
Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) by lzytxtr October 12, 2018
Ladyfingers
A term for sticking your fingers down your throat to induce vomiting, most often done after a large meal.
Suggested as what one would have for dessert after a large meal. Most often accompanied by a motion of sticking two fingers down your throat.
Suggested as what one would have for dessert after a large meal. Most often accompanied by a motion of sticking two fingers down your throat.
"I'm so full. I think I'll have a couple of 'ladyfingers' for dessert" (motions two fingers down their throat)
(Returns from bathroom) "Just had a couple of 'ladyfingers' for dessert" (winks, wipes mouth with napkin)
(Returns from bathroom) "Just had a couple of 'ladyfingers' for dessert" (winks, wipes mouth with napkin)
Ladyfingers by Chip Woodman January 23, 2010
Chocolate Cherry Ladyfingers
When a male excretes into a female's hand, and she proceeds to masturbate while on her menstrual cycle.
Chocolate Cherry Ladyfingers by Ryan & Erica November 26, 2007
Ladyfingers
Ladyfingers by ScaredHamster September 12, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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