lazy fingers

someone who just cant be bothered to type the full version of words on an IM conversation

"hey"
"hey hru"
"im good..whats new?"
"nmu"
you lazy fingers

lazy fingers by zootsuitriot March 9, 2009

lazy finger syndrome 

When you are tired and your finger develops ED erectile dysfunction so instead of flipping someone off with you finger stiff, you just bend every other finger instead of your middle one.

1: DOUCHEBAG.

2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off*

3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome

lazy finger syndrome by manny-katles-jojojo December 18, 2011

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) 

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.

"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) by lzytxtr October 12, 2018

Ladyfingers

A term for sticking your fingers down your throat to induce vomiting, most often done after a large meal.

Suggested as what one would have for dessert after a large meal. Most often accompanied by a motion of sticking two fingers down your throat.

"I'm so full. I think I'll have a couple of 'ladyfingers' for dessert" (motions two fingers down their throat)

(Returns from bathroom) "Just had a couple of 'ladyfingers' for dessert" (winks, wipes mouth with napkin)

Ladyfingers by Chip Woodman January 23, 2010

Chocolate Cherry Ladyfingers 

When a male excretes into a female's hand, and she proceeds to masturbate while on her menstrual cycle.

And we had chocolate cherry ladyfingers for desert.. my vajayjay still smells like dook!

Chocolate Cherry Ladyfingers by Ryan & Erica November 26, 2007

Ladyfingers

Sausages that look like lady fingers

" Want some Ladyfingers? " Says dad while he heats up the oven

Ladyfingers by ScaredHamster September 12, 2020