Definitions by Kabran

lazered 

Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.

Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!

Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!

lazered by Kabran December 15, 2007