linux

Simply put, it's an operating system that you can download (legally.) I's most commonly used by experienced computer users because it doesn't hold your hand as much as Windows does. It also requires emulators to run Windows programs. The source code for the kernel is available somewhere. The kernel was written in the early 90s by one Linus Torvalds in Finland, and is released under a "General Public License."
How's that? No airline suff, just the real definition.
by Utz89 June 27, 2005
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wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.
Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd
by Utz89 August 20, 2004
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outcast

1. Someone who doesnt belong, and as such is most often seen by themselves or with a friend or two at most.

2. Me
1. There's almost no outcasts at my high school; they're all rich Republicans and buy their friends.

2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.
by Utz89 November 13, 2004
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playboy

A kick-ass little car made in the 1940s, but its makers ended going bankrupt. The source of the name for the classic left handed website (it's a long story)
I want a Playboy car but they only made 97 1/2 of them!!
by Utz89 December 22, 2004
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piwi

A Wacky Pack card from the 1970s, parodying a can of Kiwi Shoe Polish.

Thanks to UD, I know know it is also a real fruit.
Woot! I just got a Piwi Blecch card!
by Utz89 November 30, 2004
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Axl Rose

Insane guy from Guns n Roses. Was pretty good at doing what he did, and mostly keeps to himself nowadays.

Get over it, people. Maybe he wants a break. He's still the shit though. Who else records himself screwing a random chick and then plays it in the background of a song? Only Axl.
by Utz89 December 22, 2004
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bbs

BBS is an acronym for Bulletin Board System, which were old timey computer networks. Each was privately owned, and you would dial in to connect. Once there you could share text files/warez/pics, or talk about random stuff with other people. The first one went up in 1978, and they reached their peak in 1996 with over 5000 systems in the USA alone. They were essentially killed off by the Internet. Today, there's about 75 free dial-up BBS's left in the USA. There are hundreds of Telnet-only ones, however they have a tendency to suck.
textfiles.com is full of old BBS files.
by Utz89 July 10, 2005
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