Lawlcaking is an action done in a special high called phamtasm. While lawlcaking, one starts laughing uncontrollably and has an irresistable craving for cake, red velvet in particular. Lawlcaking can be fatal, as laughing uncontrollably can stop your breathing.
Person 1: *laughing* I need red velvet cake!
Person 2: Are you high.
Person 1: *still laughing* Yes.
Person 2: You must be lawlcaking!
Person 1: *laughing* *stops breathing* *dies*
It means, "laugh out loudcakes." Now, some people like to say "lolpie," but that is incorrect. Lolcakes is more grammatically correct, and is used in everyday language more often.
Jeff: Why did the chick cross the road?
Don: I don't know, why?
Jeff: To SUCK SOME FUCKING COCK.
Don: ohhh lolcakes!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.