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Lawlcats 

A word which, although originally meant to laugh, now is used as a subordinating conjunction or preposition in times of awkness or randomness.
Toni (falls in hole): Ow
Roslyn: Lawlcats!

Shannon: Omgomomgomg...lawlcatting!
David: Shut the fuck up!

Peter: Did you watch Desperate Housewives last night?
Ray: Lawlcats no, I'm not gay.

Toni: So like, fer serious, whatchamacall it.
Ray: Lawlcats? What are you saying, whore?
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It's like a LOLcat but for law geeks.
Lawlcat on crutches in a train station: "Palsgraf Cat Never Saw it Coming"

Lawlcat in burning wheatfield: "Wickard v. Filburn Cat: Cannot Grow this Wheat for his own use"
lawlcat by Atlanta Law May 1, 2010
Related Words

lawlcatting 

When you 'lawl' or Laugh Out Loud really hard.
Also, LawlKitten, LawlCat, or Lawlpups
Emily: I just got shot in the toe.
Sarah: LAWLCAT!
*Sarah is lawlcatting*
lawlcatting by lawlcat queen October 27, 2008

Lawlcaust 

a cross between lawl and holocaust
A word that refers to the holocaust and how funny it was. For the Jews it wasnt funny. So if you know a Jew, ask them about the lawlcaust and have a good laugh at him or her.
"What happens to a Jew when he runs into a wall with an erection?"
"What"
"he breakes his nose."
"Lawlcaust."
Lawlcaust by albino ruffles March 8, 2007
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