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lavaloon
Only people who actively partake in LGBTQ rights parades use this combo, their parents left them at the orphanage at 3 years old and were a force to undercover the pressure of being pansexual, so they use this combo to reflect their sexuality onto others.
"My favorite card is the hog rider"
-Respectable
"I enjoy the lavaloon combo"
-There is a reason your parent left you at the orphanage
-Respectable
"I enjoy the lavaloon combo"
-There is a reason your parent left you at the orphanage
lavaloon by The World Ender September 21, 2021
Lalapoopsey
EzBake oven's broke-ass sister. She's from the ghetto, and you don't wanna mess with her, because she'll shank yo ass.
Lalapoopsey by ItsTheBaconDoge June 27, 2016
lavaloon
if you use this push you probably did not get enough attention as a kid and were abandoned by your parents because of how gay your push was and nobody will ever love you.
Jake: what deck do you use in clash royal?
Max: lavaloon why?
Jake: wow now I know why your parents left you
Jake: you are so sad
Max: lavaloon why?
Jake: wow now I know why your parents left you
Jake: you are so sad
lavaloon by kingbubblegumguy September 21, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026