lava lamping
lava lamping by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022
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When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!
lava-lamping by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011
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lavalamping
lavalamping by gerg15 December 2, 2009
Lavalamping
Lava-lamping
Pronunciation: \ ˈlä-və-ˌlamp-iŋ \
Part of speech: Verb
Definition: to fill a partner’s rectum with piss. Then requiring that no contents shall be spilled as you aggressively thrust into your sweet little piss bottle until you climatically erupt your lava inside them.
Pronunciation: \ ˈlä-və-ˌlamp-iŋ \
Part of speech: Verb
Definition: to fill a partner’s rectum with piss. Then requiring that no contents shall be spilled as you aggressively thrust into your sweet little piss bottle until you climatically erupt your lava inside them.
“As long as we skip the asparagus and stay hydrated, I might just agree to some lavalamping tonight!”
Lavalamping by Jay writes smutty things January 30, 2026
Lavalamping
Jacking off in the tub. The hot bath’s water will solidify your cum, like eggs being boiled. The solidified cum thus creating a floating strain in the tub, resembling a lavalamp.
Lavalamping by Mexicanupdog April 10, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026