lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022

lavalamping

having sex with a girl on her period

i was lavalamping last night with this random girl

by gerg15 December 2, 2009

Lavalamping

Lava-lamping
Pronunciation: \ ˈlä-və-ˌlamp-iŋ \
Part of speech: Verb
Definition: to fill a partner’s rectum with piss. Then requiring that no contents shall be spilled as you aggressively thrust into your sweet little piss bottle until you climatically erupt your lava inside them.

“As long as we skip the asparagus and stay hydrated, I might just agree to some lavalamping tonight!”

by Jay writes smutty things January 30, 2026