lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

lava-lamping by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

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lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

lava lamping by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022

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lavalamping

having sex with a girl on her period

i was lavalamping last night with this random girl

lavalamping by gerg15 December 2, 2009

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Lavalamping

Lava-lamping
Pronunciation: \ ˈlä-və-ˌlamp-iŋ \
Part of speech: Verb
Definition: to fill a partner’s rectum with piss. Then requiring that no contents shall be spilled as you aggressively thrust into your sweet little piss bottle until you climatically erupt your lava inside them.

“As long as we skip the asparagus and stay hydrated, I might just agree to some lavalamping tonight!”

Lavalamping by Jay writes smutty things January 30, 2026

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Lavalamping

Jacking off in the tub. The hot bath’s water will solidify your cum, like eggs being boiled. The solidified cum thus creating a floating strain in the tub, resembling a lavalamp.

Q: what did you do yesterday? Porn & Paprika chips?
A: Nope I did latex and lavalamping in the tub.

Lavalamping by Mexicanupdog April 10, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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