Skip to main content

laurambling

The completely incoherent outer monolog of someone who is making no sense whatsoever, sounds craY and doesn't care, laughs while doibg so in a fun and light way and whose name has the base root of "LAUR" in it OR reminds you of someone ELSE whose name has the base root of"LAUR" in it (such as Laura, Lauren, Laurel, Laurant, Laurence, Lauri, etc) or whose name has the base SOUND of "LAUR" in it and sounds the same but is spelled differently, such as Lori, Loretta Lorenzo, etc. "Laurambling, when it is done, is endearingly wild I thought but somehow makes sense; often it starts with one subject and goes on for SO LONG that anyone listening is crying from laughing so much and for so long that no one cares that they just lost two hours listening to a Laurambling because they are also true, ridiculous and HILARIOUS.
When Laura got to work, I asked her how her day was so far and she began a story at 9am but lasted THROUGH LUNCH HOUR amd we didn't eveb NOTICE because the more she talked about it, the more hilarious her contagious cackled Laurambling became and everyone lost focus because we couldn't believe she'd actually just DID that, it was nuts, but she had PROOF and oh my goodness, her Lauramblings ALWAYS prove jow fearless and witty she is because she does the most RIDICULOUS stuff JUST for a laugh and WE LOVE IT; it always goes on for SO LONG that we ways forget what she was Laurambling about in the FIRST place; they take forever but every time tops the last so, since her Lauramblings began, I SWEAR, I've NEVER laughed SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!!!
laurambling by Lara Lange June 23, 2024
laurambling mug front
Get the laurambling mug.
See more merch

Lauralingus

A so called „Hurensohn“. Every time that word is said a nigger gets aids.
What’s up Lauralingus? Let’s go watch a movie in the cinema!
Lauralingus by Tobi Stein July 31, 2021
Related Words

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026