laurambling

The completely incoherent outer monolog of someone who is making no sense whatsoever, sounds craY and doesn't care, laughs while doibg so in a fun and light way and whose name has the base root of "LAUR" in it OR reminds you of someone ELSE whose name has the base root of"LAUR" in it (such as Laura, Lauren, Laurel, Laurant, Laurence, Lauri, etc) or whose name has the base SOUND of "LAUR" in it and sounds the same but is spelled differently, such as Lori, Loretta Lorenzo, etc. "Laurambling, when it is done, is endearingly wild I thought but somehow makes sense; often it starts with one subject and goes on for SO LONG that anyone listening is crying from laughing so much and for so long that no one cares that they just lost two hours listening to a Laurambling because they are also true, ridiculous and HILARIOUS.

When Laura got to work, I asked her how her day was so far and she began a story at 9am but lasted THROUGH LUNCH HOUR amd we didn't eveb NOTICE because the more she talked about it, the more hilarious her contagious cackled Laurambling became and everyone lost focus because we couldn't believe she'd actually just DID that, it was nuts, but she had PROOF and oh my goodness, her Lauramblings ALWAYS prove jow fearless and witty she is because she does the most RIDICULOUS stuff JUST for a laugh and WE LOVE IT; it always goes on for SO LONG that we ways forget what she was Laurambling about in the FIRST place; they take forever but every time tops the last so, since her Lauramblings began, I SWEAR, I've NEVER laughed SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!!!

laurambling by Lara Lange June 23, 2024

Lauralingus

A so called „Hurensohn“. Every time that word is said a nigger gets aids.

What’s up Lauralingus? Let’s go watch a movie in the cinema!

Lauralingus by Tobi Stein July 31, 2021