latz

slang: the closing in which Chris A. says goodbye via email. May or may not be closely related to late, lates, laters, lata, laterz, or latahz. Originally thought to be a miskey or typo. Origins undefined.

I got yo back covered!!

Latz,
Chris

latz by Cinny August 26, 2003

Latz

A gay person who never knows when to shut up.

Chris: Hey guys...hey...hey...HEY...HEY!!...what you thinkin about?
Ben: Chris i'm trying to study.
Chris: Ok, but what are u thinking about??
Ben:...such a fuckin latz man...

Latz by bjh682 October 25, 2006

latzi 

Latzi is an Asian person in the form group 11CA. Very unpredictable like an NPC.

Latzi is there don’t go near him he will punch you!

latzi by Pecknarmkilly April 3, 2022

paul latza 

Greatest Columbia alumni. Editor/Director/Star of Rhoran productions. Stalks e-celebs like peanutbuttergamer on twitter in his spare time.

Hi, I'm Paul Latza! You may know my stuff! In case you do not, I'll show you enough!

paul latza by BigGuuuuy May 9, 2016

latzke 

One who walk sideways because his head is too big, although he tried to walk like a retard to try and compensate for his leaning, he just look like his balls itching... All the time, he is a repellent of woman, they run with fear. he breaths to hard too.

there goes latzke, mad cause his brother took another one of his tinder girls .

latzke by GGOTEM July 27, 2017

Latzing 

When taking one too seriously; specifically in the wake of immature, ball-busting dialogue. Those suffering from this chronic disease are also typically infected with close-talkers syndrome. Alcohol exacerbates this chronic close-talking symptom associated with "Latzing".

Ryan Cratz: Hey, how you feeling?
Don Farrell: a little sore, I milazzoed my leg.

Ryan Cratz: ya know you need to immediatley ice and rest that up. Your long term health could be in jeopardy. Here, let me get you some ice, a pillow, and you should probably put sunscreen on that. I read an article in The NY Times that sunscreen is a new and proven preventative measure for pulled muscles. Plus the added benefit of never getting a tan will increase your iron production leading to a stimulation of muscle growth for rebounding muscle pulls.

Don Farrell: ok...thanks Ryan (signaling to a friend "I'm being latzed...help")

Bony Bonato: laughing uncontrollably and pointing to his beer can...."you're on your own"

Don Farrell: (inner monalogue) who can I pull into this conversation to pass on the latzing to?? I never really milazzoed my leg and was just trying to bring back a funny post from BC. This idea has backfired and will now be know as "Scooting"

Latzing by LilJonnyScootScoots October 12, 2017

Latzo

A bavarian variation of beer-pong integrated to other parts of Germany. It's played with two ping-pong balls and more cups than regular beer-pong.

Let's play latzo!

Latzo by Filte June 18, 2018