Latzing 

When taking one too seriously; specifically in the wake of immature, ball-busting dialogue. Those suffering from this chronic disease are also typically infected with close-talkers syndrome. Alcohol exacerbates this chronic close-talking symptom associated with "Latzing".

Ryan Cratz: Hey, how you feeling?
Don Farrell: a little sore, I milazzoed my leg.

Ryan Cratz: ya know you need to immediatley ice and rest that up. Your long term health could be in jeopardy. Here, let me get you some ice, a pillow, and you should probably put sunscreen on that. I read an article in The NY Times that sunscreen is a new and proven preventative measure for pulled muscles. Plus the added benefit of never getting a tan will increase your iron production leading to a stimulation of muscle growth for rebounding muscle pulls.

Don Farrell: ok...thanks Ryan (signaling to a friend "I'm being latzed...help")

Bony Bonato: laughing uncontrollably and pointing to his beer can...."you're on your own"

Don Farrell: (inner monalogue) who can I pull into this conversation to pass on the latzing to?? I never really milazzoed my leg and was just trying to bring back a funny post from BC. This idea has backfired and will now be know as "Scooting"

Latzing by LilJonnyScootScoots October 12, 2017

larzing 

To lie or embellish substantially at inappropriate times.

Our friend was larzing us when he said he had a big dick.

larzing by SoapyDelicious April 3, 2022

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

Latingo 

He who is both Latino and Gringo. (She who is both Latina and Gringa would be a Latinga.)

David was born and raised in the States but married an Argentinean. He's incorporated so much of her culture — though he's still a whitey — that he's become such a Latingo.

Latingo by pruppo October 16, 2010

lazzing

Just fucking around or vibing

DAMM, HE REALLY DO BE LAZZING

lazzing by Vibelord February 9, 2020

lazing 

(verb) being lazing. used to say you are being lazing but of course that takes too much time and effort so you just say you are "lazing".

tom: dude why don't you change your profile pic, you've had it for three years!
john: dude... I'm lazing right now. Go away.

lazing by dpwupam August 28, 2011

latingo 

Concocting an STD on spring break in Cabo

Stephen's dingle began to tingle and he regretted hooking up with that girl on spring break because he now had a rash and a serious case of latingo.

latingo by REH13 February 23, 2009