lastils 

Lastils your local Xbox gamer ;) pretty hot , has big tits

Lastils ? Oh yea I know her

lastils by Xboxstalker October 14, 2021

Lasties get assties 

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017

Lasties 

The opposite of Firsties. A comment so out of place or terrible that it ends the online conversation taking place on a particular blog post, forum thread or Facebook wall post.

Hey, I know you simply wanted to show your affection by commenting on my wall or blog post, but you have clearly missed the entire point and your comment was effectively the stopping block of what could've been an engaging online conversation with social peers. You just made a Lasties.

Lasties by trustydog January 22, 2011

lastios 

injecting a female with chloroform then when she is out cold you proceed to jerk off into the syringe. you then proceed to inject the female with said semen. next time she goes to the doctor for a blood test when the doctor draws it semen will be found instead of blood, thus making your family outcast you and eventually being raped to death by angry sea otters

linda got a lastios the other day..poor girl

lastios by johnston kalevra December 24, 2008

Lastish 

When someone annoying steals the last clean dish.

Today I came late to school because my brother was lastish.

Lastish by Bloppel February 4, 2019