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Lasties get assties 

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose
“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”
Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017
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The opposite of Firsties. A comment so out of place or terrible that it ends the online conversation taking place on a particular blog post, forum thread or Facebook wall post.
Hey, I know you simply wanted to show your affection by commenting on my wall or blog post, but you have clearly missed the entire point and your comment was effectively the stopping block of what could've been an engaging online conversation with social peers. You just made a Lasties.
Lasties by trustydog January 22, 2011
injecting a female with chloroform then when she is out cold you proceed to jerk off into the syringe. you then proceed to inject the female with said semen. next time she goes to the doctor for a blood test when the doctor draws it semen will be found instead of blood, thus making your family outcast you and eventually being raped to death by angry sea otters
linda got a lastios the other day..poor girl
lastios by johnston kalevra December 24, 2008
When someone annoying steals the last clean dish.
Today I came late to school because my brother was lastish.
Lastish by Bloppel February 4, 2019

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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