last year's model 

Recent ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tom and Jill are at the grocery store when Tom's ex-girlfriend Brady shows up:

-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>

last year's model by fabianb February 14, 2010

Last year's hanging basket

Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.

She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.

Last year's hanging basket by Kirkpatrick77 September 3, 2013

last year syndrome 

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.

I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!

last year syndrome by ManMan36 April 19, 2016

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

the last five years 

a musical play written in the late 90's by Jason Robert Brown. It tells the story of one couple's failed relationship told through the eyes of both the male and the female, Jamie and Cathy. Jamie tells the story in correct chronological order, whilst Cathy tells it in reverse order, starting with the "dear jane..." letter that is written to her by Jamie at the end of the play.

"The Last Five Years was performed at the theater loft last weekend, my friend Chris starred in it.

the last five years by john the tearer August 8, 2004

last 8 years 

George W. Bush's presidency (2000-2008)

These last 8 years have been a disaster for our economy!

last 8 years by classical_liberal December 27, 2010

Last online 7 years ago 

The feeling of nostalgia and sadness when you see your friend was online 7 years ago. Sometimes you wonder what happened on that day they went offline. Did they die? Did they lose their console and got a new one but forgot you? Did they just stop playing games? Sometimes we may never know. But all we can hope is that they are okay and living well.

Friend: Oh yeah I gotta go to bed now, I'll play with you again tomorrow.
Me: Ok gn dude I gotta finish homework so yeah
*7 years later, finds old console that I used to play on*
*Plugs console in*
*Checks friends list to see if your friend still plays*

Last online 7 years ago

Last online 7 years ago by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020