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Plural of lass, girl version of Lads. (In UK: chav)
usually seen sporting polo or nautica shirts, nike air max or new TN's. seen on town hall steps or in your local maccas.
lass 1: oi brah, u gettin some esh tonite?
lass 2: yeh after i get an eedfay esshaayyz!


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Lasses by LILINNAWEST November 4, 2008
Words you can keep

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos 

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching
The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

Lads and Lasses 

STEREOTYPE:
rolls around in Canterbury tracksuits,Nautica or polo shirts
Nike hats Tilted up, and nike TN's. Bashes emos and the like,is constantly on drugs and vandalises public property.
this is a common misconception and it is WRONG Dammit!
This is not an image, it is a lifestyle,
A real lad or lass does not give a fuck who you are or what you think, if u cum up against us, we will crush you. we are not all town hall steps,bludging at the train station, mcdonalds hangout retards. Those Gronks are posers and wish they were lads and lasses. Some of us do actually have jobs to fund our expensive clothing, spraypaint and drug habits. Not all of can be bothered running from shop attendants after we flogged $300 worth of clothes. We rave because we love the music and love to get our gabber on and we get on pills cuz we can if we want, dnt be jelous that u cant.Most of us are hektik kunts and we live life regardless of our haters.
Half the definitions on here are even wronger than a lad in skinny jeans...because they are written by emos and the like, who wouldnt know shit from clay if they stuck their finger in it.
we also hate Peshays wannabe lads and lasses, gronks, clones and toys who make our graff spots redhot.
Lads and lasses are misunderstood. People who think they know about us wouldnt know a bus was up their ARSE till the people starting getting off.

signature losses 

A fictional term first used by San Diego State University men's basketball fans in 2012 to describe their losses to Arizona and Syracuse.
Our signature losses are better than your teams best wins.
Yeah but at least we still have our signature losses.
signature losses by basketballfan January 19, 2013

dirty lasse

A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,

which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.

When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
dirty lasse by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020
Lasse is the hottest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. Just from looking at him will make you instantly start grinding on his face. Some say that Lasse has a higher IQ than Einstein, and he also has a large surprise under his pants ;). He is also rolling in e-girls...
Aaron: OMG have you seen Lasse he is so hot.
Lorenzo: Dudeeee I think I’m gay for Lasse.
Everybody else: I just creamed my jeans from looking at Lasse.
Lasse by Large Cock Man May 23, 2020

cutting your losses 

to extricate yourself from an impossible situation, where there is very little or no hope for improvement.

similiar to cashing in your chips, however, when one cuts their losses, it usually means that they are walking away with nothing to show for their efforts, and are getting out before they have to endure even more loss.
cutting your losses:

The U.S. Government eventually decided to cut its losses with regard to the Vietnam War, and by the early 1970s withdrew all of its military forces from Southeast Asia.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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