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Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos 

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching
The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

Lads and Lasses 

STEREOTYPE:
rolls around in Canterbury tracksuits,Nautica or polo shirts
Nike hats Tilted up, and nike TN's. Bashes emos and the like,is constantly on drugs and vandalises public property.
this is a common misconception and it is WRONG Dammit!
This is not an image, it is a lifestyle,
A real lad or lass does not give a fuck who you are or what you think, if u cum up against us, we will crush you. we are not all town hall steps,bludging at the train station, mcdonalds hangout retards. Those Gronks are posers and wish they were lads and lasses. Some of us do actually have jobs to fund our expensive clothing, spraypaint and drug habits. Not all of can be bothered running from shop attendants after we flogged $300 worth of clothes. We rave because we love the music and love to get our gabber on and we get on pills cuz we can if we want, dnt be jelous that u cant.Most of us are hektik kunts and we live life regardless of our haters.
Half the definitions on here are even wronger than a lad in skinny jeans...because they are written by emos and the like, who wouldnt know shit from clay if they stuck their finger in it.
we also hate Peshays wannabe lads and lasses, gronks, clones and toys who make our graff spots redhot.
Lads and lasses are misunderstood. People who think they know about us wouldnt know a bus was up their ARSE till the people starting getting off.

signature losses 

A fictional term first used by San Diego State University men's basketball fans in 2012 to describe their losses to Arizona and Syracuse.
Our signature losses are better than your teams best wins.
Yeah but at least we still have our signature losses.
signature losses by basketballfan January 19, 2013

dirty lasse

A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,

which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.

When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
dirty lasse by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020
Lasse is the hottest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. Just from looking at him will make you instantly start grinding on his face. Some say that Lasse has a higher IQ than Einstein, and he also has a large surprise under his pants ;). He is also rolling in e-girls...
Aaron: OMG have you seen Lasse he is so hot.
Lorenzo: Dudeeee I think I’m gay for Lasse.
Everybody else: I just creamed my jeans from looking at Lasse.
Lasse by Large Cock Man May 23, 2020

cutting your losses 

to extricate yourself from an impossible situation, where there is very little or no hope for improvement.

similiar to cashing in your chips, however, when one cuts their losses, it usually means that they are walking away with nothing to show for their efforts, and are getting out before they have to endure even more loss.
cutting your losses:

The U.S. Government eventually decided to cut its losses with regard to the Vietnam War, and by the early 1970s withdrew all of its military forces from Southeast Asia.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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