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Laser Gun 

The sound created while a man's penis is inserted in a woman's anus and the woman farts quickly and repeatedly. This sound is created by the air escaping though the small openings between the penis and anus, creating a high, squeaking noise resembling the sound of a laser gun.
I was plowing Ellen last night, and she shot out a huge laser gun!
Laser Gun by 6HyungPaq9 June 3, 2010
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laser gun 

The futuristic version of a regular gun.
Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)
laser gun by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Laser Gun Mirror 

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal
"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'

Taco Fest Laser Gun 

Noun.
A laser gun wielding taco super hero. Arch nemisis is Besto.
Oragin: Latin Taco Festare Lasero Gunare- To Eat Tacos
Look in the sky its a bird its a plane... its a taco? Its Taco Fest Laser Gun!
Taco Fest Laser Gun by TFLG April 24, 2009

Laser Igniter Gun

A larger, rifle-sized variant of the laser igniter, capable of sustained beams or rapid pulses to set multiple targets ablaze or ignite larger fuel sources (ammo dumps, vehicle engines, gas-filled trenches). It's a support weapon for creating walls of fire, destroying enemy logistics, or performing battlefield demolition with pinpoint, remote accuracy. Think of a welder's torch crossed with a sniper rifle, where the bullet is a speck of focused sunlight.
Example: "The siege was broken by a single shot from a laser igniter gun. The marksman didn't target soldiers; he lased the ancient, dry timbers of the fortress gate for a full three seconds. The wood didn't explode; it simply burst into an instant, intense conflagration, turning the primary defense into an impassable curtain of fire in moments."
Laser Igniter Gun by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026