larsony

To steal something, then burn it.

"You hear about John? He got picked up for larsony."
"That crazy motherfucker. I didn't know he was a larsonist."

by Cheesespuds January 11, 2014

grand larsony

In competitive contract bidding, you commit Grand Larsony when your bid is dumb-ass low compared to other, more qualified bidders.

DD: Nice bid, man
TL: Naw, I'm 27% below your bid
DZ: Yeah man, your so low you committed Grand Larsony.

by Gary,The Special K October 02, 2008

grand larsony

when a person with the last name larson steals a large sum of money, usually over 100$

hey that guy is committing grand larsony

by thatblondguy February 07, 2025