larsony

To steal something, then burn it.

"You hear about John? He got picked up for larsony."
"That crazy motherfucker. I didn't know he was a larsonist."

by Cheesespuds January 11, 2014

grand larsony

In competitive contract bidding, you commit Grand Larsony when your bid is dumb-ass low compared to other, more qualified bidders.

DD: Nice bid, man
TL: Naw, I'm 27% below your bid
DZ: Yeah man, your so low you committed Grand Larsony.

by Gary,The Special K January 15, 2009

grand larsony

What Zeus accused Prometheus of when da latter stole fire to give to Man.

Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

grand larsony

when a person with the last name larson steals a large sum of money, usually over 100$

hey that guy is committing grand larsony

by thatblondguy February 7, 2025