This is what you call a Rainbow 6 Siege player who knows Owen all too well. He is the bot of the 5-stack. He plays one game and top-frags with 1 kill and swears he's the best. He takes other peoples' mains. Every member of the 5-stack hates him but feels bad for him, so they play with him. He's the member that gets carried to Platinum only to devalue the entire rank.
"God, quit being such a fucking Laro." "Jesus Christ, man, you just pulled a Laro." "Can you stop playing like a Laro this game and actually try?" "Dude, we need to stop playing with this Laro."
A person holding cum in their mouth so it may be dipped out with chips for consumption. She may also spit the dip onto the chips like a fountain...hence LaFountain.
Your mom just had some of my LaFountain dip out of your sisters mouth.
Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.