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Larkhill is a small town in Wiltshire with fuck all to do. The only people that live here are soldiers and wannabe roadman. The buses here are never on time and are filled with screaming year 7s. The only thing to do in Larkhill is to smoke weed or go the kebab. Larkhill is shit mate.

You live in Larkhill? Where’s that?
Larkhill is dead lets go somewhere else.

larkhill by Bludclart51 December 8, 2019

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larkhall

A small town in Scotland, located near Glasgow. People that live there have a reputation for being "big, hard, and tough". They all talk in slag, so much that none of them can really understand each other. Larkhall is the type of town where all teenagers spend their time outside on street corners drinking. Basically, it is a shit hole.

Alex: awright am actual so glad a moved tae larki (larkhall) man
Lewis: aye me too wantae go oot the night and git drunk and set fire tae stuff
Alex: aye soonds like fun tae me

larkhall by satan the dark lord October 8, 2013

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