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laurizzle 

when a horny girl farts on the mans penis.
Man: "oh baby that feels sooo good."
*pfffft*
Woman: "OH MAN!!! WOOPS!!! I LAURIZZLED!"
Man: "well at least you are horny!"
laurizzle by Stuart Gizzard January 9, 2008

chezzile tiezzles smoizzling my faneswil lanizzle 

check out the ti*s smothering my fantasy land.
a bit*h walks by with huge ti*s
chezzile tiezzles smoizzling my faneswil lanizzle.
when you’ve asked someone to explain too many times and you can’t say “i’m lost” again.
“on the way to her house i got lawizzled and had to turn back.”
lawizzle by Archerqueen I May 12, 2023

Laurizzle 

I let then win the game so they couldn't get the satisfaction of beating me. What can I say, I'm laurizzle.
Laurizzle by Hawktauh July 3, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026