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laurizzle 

when a horny girl farts on the mans penis.
Man: "oh baby that feels sooo good."
*pfffft*
Woman: "OH MAN!!! WOOPS!!! I LAURIZZLED!"
Man: "well at least you are horny!"
laurizzle by Stuart Gizzard January 9, 2008

chezzile tiezzles smoizzling my faneswil lanizzle 

check out the ti*s smothering my fantasy land.
a bit*h walks by with huge ti*s
chezzile tiezzles smoizzling my faneswil lanizzle.
when you’ve asked someone to explain too many times and you can’t say “i’m lost” again.
“on the way to her house i got lawizzled and had to turn back.”
lawizzle by Archerqueen I May 12, 2023

Laurizzle 

I let then win the game so they couldn't get the satisfaction of beating me. What can I say, I'm laurizzle.
Laurizzle by Hawktauh July 3, 2024

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026