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when a horny girl farts on the mans penis.

Man: "oh baby that feels sooo good."
*pfffft*
Woman: "OH MAN!!! WOOPS!!! I LAURIZZLED!"
Man: "well at least you are horny!"

laurizzle by Stuart Gizzard January 9, 2008

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Laurizzle

Petty

I let then win the game so they couldn't get the satisfaction of beating me. What can I say, I'm laurizzle.

Laurizzle by Hawktauh July 3, 2024

Related Words

laurizzle • larizzle • laptizzle • laurielle • lauritzen • landizzle • Lauriellen • Laurilee • Laurizz • lawizzle

laptizzle

Comes from Chad Muska when hes talking about his laptop computer

This is my Laptizzle my nizzle

laptizzle by stradam November 25, 2003

laptizzle

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

laptizzle by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

laurielle

A laurielle is someone who is athlete, smart, intelligent, and she don’t give a fuck what no one got to say. She a real ass female and is very honesty. Don’t get it twisted she very pretty but shy and quiet. Get you a laurielle

Hey laurielle! Oh hey how u doing boo👋🏾

laurielle by ✌🏾 September 15, 2018

lecrizzled

when a ho gives u head and sex at the same time. only legal in Austria

Man, last night i got lecrizzled.

lecrizzled by Jim Anderson IIIIII March 2, 2009

Laurizz

Rizzlord nigger laurizz laurence balintawak

Kym: Hey he is such a laurizz
Chan: I know fucking right
Laurizz: Sup fuckers ugh ugh shit

Laurizz by Niggdestroyer69 January 22, 2023

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026