laport 

A rare name given only to people that can take an enormous amount of various drugs and still seek more.
A real laport has an indescribable love for hash, hashies or hasj preferably made in Afghanistan.

irc.quakenet.org #tstp pm laport if you can hook me up with some lsd

laport by laport October 9, 2008

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

laporcha 

An amazing female. Usually attractive. Humble for the most part. On the other hand, very moody but means well. Loves really hard, usually never feels hate or dislike towards anyone. Very rare but extremely valuable.

Hey I met a LaPorcha today, she was pretty awesome!!!

laporcha by Cherbear29 December 20, 2016

leo laporte 

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

leo laporte by SYFer August 9, 2003

lagport 

In online video games, to glitchingly disappear and then reappear somewhere else as a result of lag.

"I can't hit him! he keeps lagporting!"

lagport by Zaenos August 10, 2006

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

Latorty 

Latorty is a large ugly bitch who has no life. Latorty's usually consist of girls about the height of 5'9 and above, and the weight of a buffalo. Latorty's usually get in the way and hurts good, healthy, relationships. Latorty's personal life is exposed and posted all over internet forums. like facebook. Latorty is annoying. No one likes Latorty's ad her non-existent sense of fashion.

"Ewwh is that a elephant wearing overalls?"

"Nahh its just a Latorty."

Latorty by thelovewizard September 26, 2010