lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking

a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw

lapjaw by TK February 12, 2004

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Lapjack

When attempting to perform a lap dance, and epically failing and appearing as if you are jacking the fella off with your gluteus maximus.

Did you see Briana, giving Aaron a lapjack? Shit was nasty, I'm sure he wanted a refund.

Lapjack by Niggas_in_Etna February 5, 2012

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lapjaw • lajawanti • Lapjack • laujawa • lamp jaw • Lap jacking

laujawa

A fine girl that takes everyone's man, she's also known as Jonathan's girl. She has a body like a benz. She attracts many, both genders and even gets every female mad.

Wow! She's such a Laujawa.

laujawa by Sarah1245 July 16, 2017

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lajawanti

she is a fun loving adventurous girl who loves apple and is super rich. And her drawing is very nice and is super talented and maybe in the future she WILL be a captain of her school and trust friends a lot and has lots of interesting content and without her u will be dead.. :)

Without lajawanti u will not perish.

lajawanti by Tars the BaRS January 12, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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