Lansdale 

A small suburban town 30 minutes north from Philly. Theres alot of drama, and bullshit. Everyone thinks they're ghetto. For every lesbian you have, we have 3. For every pregnant bitch you have, we have 10. No one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.

Kevin: i'm so cool because i'm gangster and i live in Lansdale.
Jordan: i cant step into Lansdale because everyone wants to beat my ass.
May: Lansdale is the scum of the earth, i'm disgusted that i live here.

Lansdale by fuckkyurrmotherrr August 27, 2008

lansdale 

lansdale is a little town full of people thinking there in the ghetto , theres a few to that belive they are magical cupcake ninjas and the ones that they can beat up the world , we have 13 year old smokers here who think there so incredibly bad ass because they break the law monthly . lansdale is a cute little town until you see the face of some of the people in it . we also have some interesting hobo's who will beg you for a dollor , but hey there hobo's . in my opinion lansdale is a town gone bad , people think they run it when in reality they dont . and theres always those few good smairtans , the kind that have fun the normal way and look down upon the bad influnces , cause its kinda funny how there all going no where with there lives :)

oh lansdale , what a nice place to live <33

lansdale by mark twaain December 28, 2008

Lansdale 

An exurb that throws a number of good parades. A little cynical, yes.

Holding hands is a thrill for the Lansdale troopers.

Lansdale by fastnull January 6, 2011

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo 

when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.

Ben: Dude I'm starving.
Nick: You should order the Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo.
Josh: I fuck.

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Lansdale lesbians

A group of girls who like girls, also known as the lansdale lesbians. These lesbians are not like any other group of girls. They are led by the queen of the lansdale lesbians, also known as L.L. Queen B. Known for drinking beers anywhere they are welcome and getting the most pussy, these girls are the nicest, funniest, most bad ass, nastiest, most clever bitches you'll ever meet in your lifetime.

Yo where are you going tonight?" "I'm gonna hangout with the Lansdale lesbians. We'll probably down some beers and get into some mischief..."

Lansdale lesbians by owlet571 April 10, 2011

Lansdale Catholic 

Lansdale catholic has to be one of the worst catholic schools in the Philadelphia area. A small 1 hallway school filled with nothing but bots and wannabe gang members. LC is the hood of catholic schools and you would be unlucky to go there. If you know someone who went to LC i am sorry for you. If it wasnt for the suburban location, the school would be trashed. Followed by the rolled up stereotype catholic girls and the “fluffy hair” boys, are little bitches who only peak in highschool. LC is the epitome of kids who will never go anywhere in the world. Home to some of the worst drivers you will ever see. Never go to LC.

“Yo bro do you see that terrible park job?”

“Yea bro they must have went to Lansdale Catholic”

Lansdale Catholic by Lansdale Catholic Hater March 3, 2025

Lonsdale

(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;

(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.

I was supposed to meet with Ben yesterday, but got Lonsdaled instead.

Ben said the meeting would only last 20 minutes, but he Lonsdaled us and went an hour and a half.

Lonsdale by Was509 April 13, 2017