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Lonsdale
(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;
(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.
(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.
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kirkby lonsdale
The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.
When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.
When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.
kirkby lonsdale by chunderking April 30, 2010
Lansdale
A small suburban town 30 minutes north from Philly. Theres alot of drama, and bullshit. Everyone thinks they're ghetto. For every lesbian you have, we have 3. For every pregnant bitch you have, we have 10. No one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.
Kevin: i'm so cool because i'm gangster and i live in Lansdale.
Jordan: i cant step into Lansdale because everyone wants to beat my ass.
May: Lansdale is the scum of the earth, i'm disgusted that i live here.
Jordan: i cant step into Lansdale because everyone wants to beat my ass.
May: Lansdale is the scum of the earth, i'm disgusted that i live here.
Lansdale by fuckkyurrmotherrr August 27, 2008
Lonsdale
Lonsdale is simply a line of boxing equipment and clothing originating in London. Skinheads and hard mods have traditionally worn the clothing for its great stylishness, and for thier love for the sport of boxing, long before nazi boneheads who call themselves skinheads ever existed. Trads, SHARPS, and skinheads of all sorts still wear Lonsdale clothing with pride. Apparently, nazi boneheads have concocted a stupid moniker for Lonsdale. Shame.
Lonsdale by Sluggo Skin November 9, 2008
Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo
when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.
Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
Langdale
The word 'Langdale' comes from
(i) A group of hills found in the Lake District in Cumbria, Northern England
(ii) A University Hall of Residence in Manchester, North West England that takes its name from the region mentioned in part (i)
In this instance, we refer to the definition explained in part (ii), which members and former members are known as Langdalians.
Langdalians are known for their 'young at heart' attitude to life, verve, bad singing, worse dancing and immature drinking games, and have even been known to pour gravy over themselves for fun. They also lose frequently and tap each other on the shoulders before telling the tappee they smell of dog waste.
The reasons for this have never been clear.
(i) A group of hills found in the Lake District in Cumbria, Northern England
(ii) A University Hall of Residence in Manchester, North West England that takes its name from the region mentioned in part (i)
In this instance, we refer to the definition explained in part (ii), which members and former members are known as Langdalians.
Langdalians are known for their 'young at heart' attitude to life, verve, bad singing, worse dancing and immature drinking games, and have even been known to pour gravy over themselves for fun. They also lose frequently and tap each other on the shoulders before telling the tappee they smell of dog waste.
The reasons for this have never been clear.
"For god's sake Jim, stop singing - you're giving Langdale a bad name!"
"Of course I'm going to attempt to drink every ale at the UMIST Rag beer festival - I'm doing it for Langdale."
"Guess what, Andy? I got the Furby to call JK a twat - never before has an insult been so beautifully executed in Langdalian folklore!"
"Of course I'm going to attempt to drink every ale at the UMIST Rag beer festival - I'm doing it for Langdale."
"Guess what, Andy? I got the Furby to call JK a twat - never before has an insult been so beautifully executed in Langdalian folklore!"
Langdale by Anon Langdalian May 13, 2008
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