An elongated human specimen who probably skips leg day as often as they fail on social interactions. They suffer as much from heightism as the manlet, only at the opposite end of the spectrum. While their physique appears to have experienced a growth spurt without the memo about muscle, these towering toothpicks not only defy the norms of manliness but also face a cruel twist of fate in the dating realm, as their excessive soy consumption appears to have given them a flavor only tofu lovers can appreciate (see also soy boy).
Tom: "I saw Steve trying to impress that girl at the bar last night."
Greg: "That lanklet again? How did that go?"
Tom: "Let's just say he ordered a kale smoothie while she was sipping a whiskey, and she left shortly after with another guy. It's like he's competing in the 'Dating Olympics' for the 'Least Likely to Get Laid' category."
Greg: "That lanklet again? How did that go?"
Tom: "Let's just say he ordered a kale smoothie while she was sipping a whiskey, and she left shortly after with another guy. It's like he's competing in the 'Dating Olympics' for the 'Least Likely to Get Laid' category."
by UncleTouchyFingers January 04, 2024