An elongated human specimen who probably skips leg day as often as they fail on social interactions. They suffer as much from heightism as the manlet, only at the opposite end of the spectrum. While their physique appears to have experienced a growth spurt without the memo about muscle, these towering toothpicks not only defy the norms of manliness but also face a cruel twist of fate in the dating realm, as their excessive soy consumption appears to have given them a flavor only tofu lovers can appreciate (see also soy boy).
Person 1: "I saw Chris trying to impress that girl at the bar last night."
Person 2: "Oh, Chris, the lanklet? How did that go?"
Person 1: "She said she'd rather swipe right on a brick wall. It's like he's got an anti-testosterone force field. Poor guy."
Person 2: "Oh, Chris, the lanklet? How did that go?"
Person 1: "She said she'd rather swipe right on a brick wall. It's like he's got an anti-testosterone force field. Poor guy."
by Heyyounotyouyou November 19, 2023
An elongated human specimen who probably skips leg day as often as they fail on social interactions. They suffer as much from heightism as the manlet, only at the opposite end of the spectrum. While their physique appears to have experienced a growth spurt without the memo about muscle, these towering toothpicks not only defy the norms of manliness but also face a cruel twist of fate in the dating realm, as their excessive soy consumption appears to have given them a flavor only tofu lovers can appreciate (see also soy boy).
Person 1: "I saw Chris trying to impress that girl at the bar last night."
Person 2: "Oh, Chris, the lanklet? How did that go?"
Person 1: "She said she'd rather swipe right on a brick wall. It's like he's got an anti-testosterone force field. Poor guy."
"His attempts at flirting were like a lanklet trying to flex – destined for comedy."
Person 2: "Oh, Chris, the lanklet? How did that go?"
Person 1: "She said she'd rather swipe right on a brick wall. It's like he's got an anti-testosterone force field. Poor guy."
"His attempts at flirting were like a lanklet trying to flex – destined for comedy."
by Heyyounotyouyou November 16, 2023